(False Alarm) The baby's on her way! Yay!

The baby is not on her way as previously posted. Her mother is over anxious, it seems. Yesterday they sent her home, yet again and allegedly she's dilated only two centimeters and isn't budging. The bambino is snug as a bug in a rug and isn't trying to come out. So we wait. Hopefully, she'll hold out until my birthday next week.