It's the freakin weekend, baby

Tomorrow is my friend’s naughty girl party. I hope she’s not upset that I bowed out of going to New Orleans for the Essence Festival with her. It just wasn’t on my timeframe or in my budget, and would have been pretty irresponsible of me, considering I have um, bills and stuff. I told her this but I neglected to mention the potential drama that I see unfolding concerning her bff who’s meeting her out there… so far away from home, with the entire city sold out of hotel rooms, and nowhere to go in the event that this drama does indeed unfold. I’m not trying to be caught out there, especially after such a huge investment of time and money. My plan is, and has been, to go next year.

Anyway, so my old high school friend/play brother will be stripping for us tomorrow at the party and I have made a mental note to lug my big, hulking camera along with me to take flicks. This should be good and fun. He’s gotten buff and cute but his ego is so astronomical, it aint funny. And I’m sure he’s a huge manwhore these days, making up for all those high school diss days. Those are the worst; bitter and ready to make every woman pay for those pillow drenched high school woe-is-me-I-can't-get-no-love days. L So now he’s shaking it hard for the ladies, showing us all what we’re missing, lol. Wow, this is sort of tragic in an abused porn chick kind of way. But not quite because he’s getting pizzz-AID and not really taken advantage of.

So yeah, other than that, this weekend, now that the rain is gone, we will finally work on my front, back and side yards that are overgrown and need tending to. I plan to make Cornish hens for my hard working fellows J God bless ‘em. Oh, and I think I’ll be getting my Japanese lanterns hung in the tree, too!! YAY! My ex bro in law is coming through tonight to crawl into my attic and hook some shit up. Gotta love a man who's willing to crawl into dark, dirty, cramped spaces for ya, lol. So glad I’m still on good terms with these folks. *sigh.

Have a supercalifragilistic weekend, folks.