Bible thumpers of the worst kind

I don’t like the uber religious. An acquaintance of mines is a church lady. She’s always preaching that “God is able” “God is good” rhetoric, which is fine and all and I do believe it, but she’s a phony and I’ll tell you why.
It’s always the ones who preach the most and the hardest who are the biggest sinners and scam artists. She used to be an exotic dancer groupie. And whenever she recants these tales from her not-so-distant past, she’s almost maniacal. She practically drools with excitement and lust, her eyes appear to glaze over and she starts talking really fast, almost like a drug fiend. And yes, she’s had sex with many of the guys she used to go see dance and likes to go into extreme detail when recanting these sexcapades. Oh, but that’s not even the half of it. She’s heavily in debt, like about to lose everything any day now, so she uses God as an excuse to ask for handouts. Just recently she tried to have a PayPal fundraiser for the funeral of her step fathers’ aunt’s 85 year old husband – no blood relation to her, mind you. Plus, he’d been ill for more than 6 months so his death was not untimely or a surprise. But who does that? How can you expect people to send you money to bury a man who isn’t any relation to you? And who’s foolish enough to believe that YOU are the sole person responsible for handling his funeral and its expenses, and that YOU would actually spend the money you receive for this mans funeral appropriately? Needless to say, I didn’t for one second believe any of it and kept my hard earned dollars in my wallet. This is a woman who, while crying broke, spent $600 on Disneyland season passes for her and her kids, who gets her hair and nails done regularly, and drives a relatively new car and tries to talk shit about the age of my car, lol. The nerve, when you can barely make rent…allegedly. So yes, I think she is a swindler and the worst kind because she uses God as her trump card. She plays the role well though. She’s always acting like a martyr when she’s caught being deceitful or in a lie (gotta keep up the charade if it’ll ever work). I guess it takes all kinds to make a world.
Another church lady I know will be getting married soon. She’s a Jehovah’s Witness these days and the man she’s marrying left his wife to be with her. However, he has no idea that her hair is fake, her teeth are fake, her nails are fake, and she wears a padded butt, lol. Oh, and she just had surgery on her vajayjay because, after many years without use, it had literally FALLEN OUT. Yes, you read that right. She couldn’t wear underwear because her cervix would rub against the fabric and bother her. So, this man, being a devout Jehovah’s Witness who left his wife for her, has no idea how made-for-TV his wedding night is going to be *snicker. He thinks she’s just saving herself for marriage and is a chaste good girl. Part of that is true. In addition, when this woman was ill and almost died in the hospital, her friend of 50 years who brought her food everyday WITHOUT a car, cannot be a part of her wedding because she is not a Jehovah’s Witness. But she can bring a gift to the ceremony. Now, what would God do?
Another J’s Witness lady I know who preaches nonstop is now in court for palimony. She married a widowed man because she thought that when his mother died she’d get her house, lol. Well, her mother in law was hip to her and left the house to her other son in her will. Shortly after that, the J’s Witness lady and her hubby moved into a trailer park, he hurt himself and couldn’t work, and now that they’re getting divorced she has to pay him spousal support.
God don’t like ugly.