Monday, June 1, 2009

Tackle MY globes, Mr. Jones!


Last night I downloaded the Australia episode of "Dhani Tackles the Globe" and wowie wowie wowie! Oh boy :). I must've paused that video a dozen times, lusting and uttering dirty phrases at my computer. Two words: budgie. smugglers *bites fist. And he rocked at least 3 different pair! I think he was 90% naked for 80% of the show. And in many compromising positions :) humina, humina, humina! It was like soft porn, lol. Whoever's behind that show knows precisely what they are doing (the camera man is a pro at capturing the best ass shots and Dhani's ass is second to none). Sex sells and they have definitely tapped into an untouched market. I can't think of any other show on regular TV or cable right now that even comes close to it. So entertaining. You have a studdly, funny, handsome, open-minded host and he's living la vida loca, doing stuff we'd all love to try at least once, traveling to a heap of interesting places on somebody else's dime, and getting paid to do it all. It's a dream. HE'S a dream. And I'm getting cable just so I can watch the next season (as well as The Closer and Bravo, but primarily for Dhani). Dhani is the man that lots of men want to be, and lots of women want to do. Including this woman :D
I'm sold!

5 comments:

rashad said...

We went to h.s. together. he was a scrawny freshman getting his ass kicked, and i was a senior on the bball team laughing at his ass. guess who isn't laughing anymore?

Me said...

lol. I'd love to see his freshman h.s. pictures (and yours!). if you got a year book w/ him in it you should post it up. but on the real, i'm slightly salty you didn't befriend him cause now you can't introduce me :(

rashad said...

My yearbook is at my dad's house..I should scan his pic..mine won't see the light of day buddy

trE said...

You know it's sad... I've seen his name thrown around quite a bit, but I am completely oblivious to this program. I get the feeling I'm missing a lot though. LOL...

Me said...

heh heh heh. Tre, you are indeed missing out on quite the delight. Dhani is hot, hot, hot.